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Pipi!
Au beau milieu d’un florilège de dessins animés plus ou moins inspirés, Bambino m’interpelle. Action !
- Maman, j’ai très envie de faire pipi !
- Vas-y vite.
(Bambino grimpe à l’étage)
- MAMAN !
- J’entends ma puce, ce n’est pas la peine de crier.
- Maman, viens vite !
- Que se passe-t-il ? Tu as fait pipi dans ta culotte ?
- Non, mais ça ne va pas tarder. MONTE !
(Maman rejoint Bambino)
- Alors quel est le problème ?
- Bah tu vois bien, la porte est fermée et je n’arrive pas à l’ouvrir.
(Bambino se dandine d’une jambe sur l’autre, l’envie devient pressante)
- Essaie à nouveau, tu es grand maintenant.
- Mais je ne peux pas, la poignée ne tourne pas.
- Bambino, je ne serai pas toujours là pour t’ouvrir la porte des toilettes, essaie encore.
(Envie pressante + contrariété = Bambino grossier)
- Mais t’es bête ou quoi ? Je te dis que c’est trop difficile pour moi !
(Maman tique gravement sur le « t’es bête ou quoi »)
- Qu’est-ce que tu as dit ?
- Rien…
(Bambino baisse la tête et serre les dents)
- Ah bon, parce qu’il m’avait semblé entendre un gros mot !
- Tu as mal compris maman.
- Je ne crois pas !
- Mais si, je parlais à la porte, je t’assure.
- J’ai quand même très envie de te donner une petite fessée pour t’aider à retrouver la mémoire.
- Moi je ne ferais pas ça à ta place !
- Et pourquoi donc jeune homme ?
- Parce que si tu me donnes une fessée ça va pousser mon pipi dans mon "kiki" et je vais faire pipi partout dans ma culotte, et même que ça va gicler sur la moquette !
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Tags : bambino, pipi, histoires enfants, zébu chaton, algwen
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2clairenora5321Vendredi 19 Novembre 2010 à 15:09+5 RENDU . J'aime bien les dessins qui accompagnent le texte!!!!hihiHé hé hé toujours à attendre le dernier moment pour aller aux toilettes ces bambins ^^
Bonne journée ;)4angelwordsVendredi 19 Novembre 2010 à 18:385Mamie018Vendredi 19 Novembre 2010 à 20:52Bonjour,merci pour ton gentil message de hier laisser sur mon blog,et qui ma fait un très grand plaisir.J'espére que tu vas bien.Je te souhaite un bon week end,gros bisous.Dis-donc! Il a quel âge ton bambino? Parce que parfois il utilise un vocabulaire vachement adulte! ;-)5 ans dans 2 mois et oui, il est assez surprenant question vocabulaire!9silivrenLundi 22 Novembre 2010 à 12:44Mdr ça c'est un argument plus que que convainquant ! Il a de la répartie ton petit Bambino :-)Coucou, très mignonne ton histoire, à bientôthttps://maps.google.cd/url?q=https://sites.google.com/view/bet-s1288/
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